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rubber ducky

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PostSubject: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeSat Aug 28, 2010 5:00 am

Got a note from my Loonie friend, and think I'll just delete it. He has been sending E's written in Spanish. Guess he will say he is doing a Doctorate on Pancho Villa. This is the guy who told me black wemen have heels of their feet that stick out 3" behind their feet. Said he was polishing his furniture with his underwarem because the oil that came out of him when he farted when on the diet pills that blocked the absorption of fats. Said it was the Best furniture polish he ever used, but he sprays his kitchen with bleach to prevent or get rid of salmonella. Then when I told him I Might have seen a mouse in the house, He told Me it wasn't, from 3K mi away. LOL He Thought he Knew Everything, Even things he Couldn't know. NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Lots of Delusional People in the world, or maybe Just on line. LOL
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PostSubject: Help   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeSat Aug 28, 2010 12:47 pm

I lost my looooooooooonies. Good riddance nut jobs... Dumber than Dirt, thinking they're smart. LOL The funniest are the ones who Tell you They Are. IF they Were, they Wouldn't have to Tell You...
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PostSubject: People are funny   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeMon Sep 06, 2010 5:54 pm

a guy who tells you people tell Him he is intelligent, can't figure out that when people keep asking him to repeat, maybe he should speak louder. I was going to tell him, but didn't want him to think he was Dumb. LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeThu Sep 23, 2010 11:23 pm

chatted with an older guy I know at the park. He has been getting on my nerves, since he only wants to talk about His things, and doesn't seem interested in mine I told him about what was happening, and he wanted to tell me what the problems were, that weren't them. Then he starts telling me I should have bought a different car, like his, because he has no complaints, because I am changing things. Then I was too particular, and should accept things. He does similar things, and they tells me how Smart he is to fix or solve a problem, like if he was, I wouldn't realize. Like the guy in the timer who told me the waitresses said he was very intelligent. He is well read, and know a lot about things He is interested, but knows 0 about things I am, and changes the subject if I mention them, as if I didn't. The way he talks it is like he doesn't even hear you, and complains about a friend who keeps asking him to repeat. The guy has bad hearing, but He speaks softly and Won't raise his voice, which is Dumb, especially when you meet with the guy twice a day. LOL

Told the guy at the park he must just accept things when he isn't satisfied, because he isn't, but He has to bring things up, and Then He is smart to try to figure things out or solve them. Talk about my things, similar to his or he does, and it is TOO complicated and confusing for him, I he wants me to avoid doing what He would do in my situation. It was irritating me before that all he wanted to do was talk about himself and what he did. I can get interested in what he does, fixing things and solving problems, but he can't get interested in mine, and his solution is the right and only one. He told me my clutch wasn't working right, and why the trans problems, which isn't the case, and Then he asks me Why would I buy a stick shift instead of an automatic? Maybe I like them???? LOL I had a choice, and picked the stick. He wouldn't have. Too much work for him, while I enjoy the control, and I have an automatic if I don't want to shift
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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeSat Sep 25, 2010 10:41 am

I'll probably run into this loonie again soon, and hear him tell me how smart he is, figurng out and solving problems, or running ideas by me on how to solve HIS problems. I should tell him he bought the wrong items if he tries to make something work better, but it is easier for me to try to help fix the problem, not try to avoid talking about it. If we get talking about things I want to fix, he will want me to accept His solution, or belief, not what I Know things to be, and how I think they can be solved, or problems minimized.

He likes to talk about His things, he is doing or planning to. Another moron who can't listen to someone, and offer suggestions. Think their brains don't work that way. It has to be easy for them to comprehend the situation, and if they have an idea, that's enough thinking about it. Don't want to think Too Hard, they might get a headache.))
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PostSubject: I hope................   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeSat Sep 25, 2010 2:25 pm

that you don't consider me a Looney,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I'm just a fat cat!!!


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PostSubject: Like a Loonie   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeSat Sep 25, 2010 4:27 pm

Hey, I'm Pretty Smart, know how I found the sewing needle that got lost? I used my brain, and since the needle is made of steel, I passed a big magnet over the area, and the magnet found it. Isn't that brilliant?? LOL Morons brag about doing simple stuff. Guess they impress themselves doing simple things. A 60 yr old guy I know was impressed with himself that he made a pot of coffee, and had to tell people about it.


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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeSat Sep 25, 2010 6:16 pm

lol! makes you feel good to do something like that!!!

congrats!!!


good conversation for the diner!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeSun Sep 26, 2010 12:09 am

not something I would talk about unless someone couldn't figure it out
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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeMon Sep 27, 2010 7:38 am

thinking about my loonie friend in CA I haven't written to in a while. Was thinking of seeing how he was doing, but should let sleeping loonies lie. He might sound normal for a while, and then go off, telling me he is educated, and how he speakes the Kings English, but can't spell, and talks about the Valve keys on his KB. You know, AEIOU... or that black females heels on their feet stick out 3" in the back, like a Q ball attached to it. I could usually get him to realize what he was saying was crazy, and blamed it on his brain injury, but then he started saying it was his "Professional Opinion". Ever since they put a defibrillator in him, and he started saying he was dead, because they destroyed the natural one in his heart, he didn't come back to reality, and kept insisting on his. He said he was seeing ghosts walking in front of him, and one was me, short and fat, and saying he was going into different dimensions, and talking about UFO's and things. I think he believes in religion, and the supernatural, but would back off when I said, I needed proof to believe in superstitions, but he started sticking to his opinions, like they were proved . It was his professional opinion when he said something, and Then he was working on his doctorate, and of all things, 3" Q ball heels on black wemen. LOL

He went from saying his underware that he had oily farts in from a diet pill he was on that blocks the absorption of fat, made the best furniture polish, to installing a bidet, and talking about people bleaching their butts.

I didn't see the loonie at the park who only wants to talk abut things He does, and brag about himself, telling you how smart he is, and not wanting to talk about what you do, or that he would do things different. Have to try to avoid the one at the diner who is similar, but he doesn't do anything but talk, and Never stop. Him and the guy in CA are on Zoloft, and wonder if that causes their mania?
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PostSubject: Dumb or Crazy   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeFri Oct 01, 2010 10:27 am

I've come to the conclusion Loonies are dumb or crazy. My Loonie friend in CA I have stopped writing to wrote and said, he can see I am getting a few showers. He exagerates a lot, but usually much more than something is, so had to go smaller. That's right, the gigantic diesel motor that was bigger than a house, he said weighed 4700 lbs, that probably was 4700 tons. Must think that's funny. I think it's stupid. I was going to reply, but I'd have to say something dumb to reply, and I'm not into that. Rather be accurate. When we had the bad snow storms, he was telling Me it was snowing already. That was the forecast, but snow didn't start for 18hrs, but he insisted it was coming down according to the radar. Weathermen said it was too dry, and evaporating. He Said, Impossible. LOL Maybe I need glasses... like his that can see 3K mi. Some people must like to make up things, or want to believe what they want to, not facts.
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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeFri Oct 01, 2010 2:59 pm

Hope you're NOT considering ME a loonie?????????????????
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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeFri Oct 01, 2010 4:24 pm

made it back out. Didn't sit with the reg's since I could deal with the craziness. Heard the one doing the cross words puzzle out loud, and saying funny things about the words or questions. I went over to them before leaving, and the one guy said, taxes, tax day, then started singing, All My Ex's are in Taxes, or Texas. Kept asking what he was talking about, he has to do his taxes, in Texas, or he is going to Texas. He didn't like that I didn't laugh. Didn't hear anything funny.. The other guy asked if I went Back in the diner last night. Saw him outside when I was going to go in. Maybe he meant because I had been their earlier in the day, but I would have asked if he went In, if it was me. Had me thinking he thought I had already been in. Now I know what these guys remind me of. There a motel that was converted to a mental half way house, down the street. The sound like people who used to stop in from there.

Did some thinking and planning at the diner on how to fix the roofs. They are a challenge on how to get materials, where to cut them. The size of one is just a bit bigger that materials are made, so have to piece them, which isn't that good, so trying to figure the best way. Have to measure and figure outside, but hard to concentrate out ther with all the distractions.

Full up of chips and choc.
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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeFri Oct 01, 2010 5:41 pm

I think today people's Quarterly TAX was due................

as I was out and about, I saw some signs showing Tax refund offices that could get you an Extension....................


are those "street people" Businessmen,,,,in disguise??? (think that is how you spell it!!)...................
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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeFri Oct 01, 2010 7:16 pm

This guy said he doesn't pay taxes, so WHY the opening comment, of Taxes Today, and Then, singing the song??? Nuts...
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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeSat Oct 02, 2010 1:09 am

why do you think I might consider you a loonie????????????
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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeSat Oct 02, 2010 3:19 pm

I should go looking for Local Loonies...................... Naaa, They're All Nuts in Texas////////////////////////////////
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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeSat Oct 02, 2010 9:39 pm

made it out to the park and diner and avoided the loonies, and an old friend I hadn't seen in a long time, and was going to ask about the other day came in, so had a sane person to chat with. I could hear the main loonie talking, and he never shut up. Can just imagine what he was saying, like all his Ex's live in Texas, so some other dumb stuff. I don't think he has any Ex's, since the only girl he talks about he dated in his 20's. Went to see some other guys I know. A motley crew, but each one has something interesting they are knowledgeable about that we discuss. One auto mechanics, and another electronics, like shortwave, the net, and others.
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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeMon Oct 04, 2010 8:52 pm

working on the Loonies, and it IS work. Hard to do when not up to it, and then they get goofy. Making them Think instead of just say what comes into their crazy mind, brings them back to sanity and reality. Don't feel I should have to do it, but around me I do, or it feels like I'm in an ASSsylum with the nuts. Wonder how they are Without Drugs?
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PostSubject: attacked by a loonie.   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeTue Oct 05, 2010 9:15 pm

he started explaining geometry to me, when I didn't want it. X Y, z was scrambling my brain, so I started singing god bless Am, which made him break out in some song. He ignores when others talk, so will ignore him. He was talking non stop to another guy, so I started mumbling out loud while reading. I had eaten a cheese steak before going out and he was giving me indigestion. I was reading a mag that gets sent to me and he asked who was the addressee. Then read the title of an article in it out loud.
N U T S!!! Just gona talk and act crazy when around him.
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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeWed Oct 06, 2010 4:05 am

the loonie in the diner is really a trip. Must be the Zoloft he is on that makes him Not Stop Talking, even when you try to. If you try, he just Keeps talking, and if someone passes, he starts talking to them. If you do start, he changes the subject. It's like being in an aslynm. Strange that is only inside the diner. Outside he listens, and has a conversation. Outside he smokes, so maybe that mellows him, or inhaling changes his pace.
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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeThu Oct 07, 2010 6:52 pm

The loonie who likes to talk about what he does, and brags about it, saying How Smart he is, but doesn't like to hear what I did, and told me I bought the Wrong Car when I told him the changes I have and plan to make to make it work better, try to avoid premature wear, or make it Fit Me, wants to convince me any shifting problems are that the clutch is out of adjustment. Said he asked someone who told him, the car has a Clutch Cable that was out of adjustment. The car Doesn't have a cable but a Slave cylinder, which is like a master cyl that the brakes have, and pressure through the fluid lines work the clutch. I told him a chem enginner's site about cars, gears, and oil recommended oil that Caterpillar machines use in their transmission was good to cut my oil with, to dilute some adds. Then he brags about having to weld up a plate to set up gears for one, for their mechanic, and how impressed the guy was. Should have asked him why the Co didn't make up their own, since they are BIG. I'm Not impressed, since he brags too much, and has sounded not very bright in things he has said, and if he Did things he has said, he would appreciate similar things I have mentioned, and Not have negative or contradictory comments.

I tried to tell him a comment the diner owner made to a guy I know, about him not making money on the guy only ordering a grilled cheese sandwich. I hadn't seen the guy in months, and was going to ask a mgr if she had seen him. I described the guy for the loonie, in case me might know him, and when I said he had gray hair, he said, He Knew him, and that he was annoying. He meant the Loonie, who does cross words, and asks anyone around him the questions, which Isn't the guy. Then he says he was going to go eat, and I Never got to tell him the comment. Saw him later in the diner and told him THEN. He had a bowl of soup and bread pudding, so could have received the comment from the owner himself. These people who Know Everything are STUPID...
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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeMon Oct 11, 2010 12:48 am

ran into one of the loonies. Taking fiber to try to regulate himself. Said 2 days and no go. He thought gas is what moves feces along.
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PostSubject: ahem   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeFri Nov 05, 2010 5:22 pm

LOOK at the Loonies posts one now and one on next line WHO started them? What are those "things" behind each word? I didn't do it!
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PostSubject: Re: Loonies..............   Loonies.............. Icon_minitimeSat Nov 06, 2010 2:03 am

HUH???
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