Humor: The AMA on the Universal Healthcare Plan

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Universal Healthcare package.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the
Administration had a lot of nerve. The Internists liked the whole body of work.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered
the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh,
Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was nuts, while the Radiologists could see right
through it. Surgeons decided to cut and run. The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart
to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington .